FACT: I haven't posted on this thingy since the days of Yesterfar. A magical time that only seems so far far away, but was actually about two weeks ago. Ah, Yesterfar, how we miss thee.
FACT: It's difficult to formulate witty and insightful posts about the sport of running when you in fact have not run in weeks. It would be like {insert relevant pop diva} posting about having {insert a humorous musing about self respect or humility}.
FICTION: I'm above making such references.
FICTION: I haven't run in two weeks because my foot hurts.
FACT: I've cunningly used that as an excuse to be lazy and not run.
FACT: White people love New Balance.
FACT: I ran both tonight and last night and I forgot how to be good at it. I was all winded and tired and junk. That ain't pimp.
FACT: It really isn't pimp at all. Not that running is pimp or pimps run, but you'd be shocked what comes up in a Google image search using various combinations of "pimp" and "running".
FACT: I actually did such a search. Just kinda how I roll.
FICTION: I have more facts.
1 comment:
Ha, I'm totally off to try Googling that.
And Stuff White People like is AWESOME. I forget if I've mentioned it to you before or if it was someone else, but you should also check out White Whine.
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